Satan’s Patented 5 Pentagram Rating System
5 Pentagrams
Perfect. Brilliant. A Must have. Everyone should buy this right now. If I come to your house and you don’t have this in your collection, I’ll fucking cut off your head and piss on your dog and shit in your dishwasher.
4 Pentagrams
Really Fucking Great: Has substance and meat and lots of shit going for it. But somehow doesn’t quite have it all.
3 Pentagrams
Average: If you like this sort of thing, it might not make you throw up.
2 Pentagrams
Eh, So so. Kind of a waste of time, but not totally vile.
1 Pentagrams
Pretty Bad. This had a negative effect on my life.
0 Pentagrams
Worthless Pathetic Crap. Why does this exist? CD, Book or DVD would be better used as Dog Frisbee.