“Dear Abby, if Abby were a foul mouthed pessimist from hell.”
Use the contact form below to Ask Satan Anything. Your email address will never be published under any circumstances and your anonymity is guaranteed.
Ask about me if you must. But I’m more interested in your twisted problems. Obviously, I enjoy the seedy side of human life. I want to hear about all of the messes you’ve gotten yourself into. Include the gory details. Be honest. I’ll explain what it means, help you to get in deeper, and give suggestions on how to really screw things up good.
It’s those of your who are balancing precariously between heaven and hell that I’m most interested in. So give it up to me.
It’s difficult to shock Lucifer, but you’re encouraged to try.