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That’s from our attorney – who is probably more evil than I am. If you are stupid enough to take advice from me seriously, then you have insurmountable problems and should definitely seek the help of a licensed professional. Whatever you choose to do, is not our fault and that’s what our evil lawyer will say when you try to sue us. Also, suing Satan can not help you at all in the afterlife. Think ahead before doing anything stupid.
~You’re Welcome,
Satan